Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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