And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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