I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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