So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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