He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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