i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i out mim tonsoeep
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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