Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
