i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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