I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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