So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's rum buckets o'clock
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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