what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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