Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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