I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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