I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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