We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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