So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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