Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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