please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
