I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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