am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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