is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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