My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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