yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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