Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
what day is it and did you see me today?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
