we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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