I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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