if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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