Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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