Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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