elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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