if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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