Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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