That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
