I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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