Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Your cock deserves a montage
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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