I'm lost and stupid without you.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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