just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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