I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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