Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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