i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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