your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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