i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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