Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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