butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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