Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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