so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
