I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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