so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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