you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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