dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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