i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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