i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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