so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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