it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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