Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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