So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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