I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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