Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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