You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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