Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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